Massacre: Opening Matchup

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Opening Matchup
Danger Liam VS Diamond Jack Sabbath[/color]

In our kickoff match Danger Liam takes on Jack Sabbath as he returns to action after his abduction and rescue, and hes definitely in the mood to let off some pent up frustration. How will Liam fare against the might of the Legion?


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[Danger Liam]

With the XWA crowd buzzing with excitement ... or maybe some clever sod spiked the water in Cincinnati with coffee, either way not a member of the 13,483 sell out crowd are sitting still as the real action is about to kick off in the ring. Keri takes her position dead centre of the ring as the lights fade out and 'I'd Start A Revolution' sounds throughout the arena. As the first verse starts, the lights become gold colored and Diamond Jack Sabbath emerges from the curtain followed by Amy Taylor. Once he is on the stage, he stares down towards the ring then slowly begins to walk down the ramp as fire and flames rise from either side of him, singing along to his theme song.

Keri Thames: Ladies and Gents the following contest is to be fought to one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Salford, Manchester, he stands six feet seven inches tall and weighs in at two-hundred and fourty-six pounds he is 'The Leader of Legion', 'The Crown Jewel' DIAMOND JACK SABBATTTHHH!!!

He stops right in front of the ring and gives his opponent an intimidating glare. He walks up the steps, gets in the ring and runs over to the turnbuckle and jumps on it and extends his arms leaving his palms open and then proceeds to beating his chest. He jumps off the turnbuckle and throws the jacket over to Amy at the side of the ring. He puts his towel on the side of the ring and turns directly towards his oppenent. He's ready for a war.

Keri Thames: And his opponent ...

'A Box Full Of Sharp Objects' rains over the arena as purple spotlights shine around the crowd. As they come to a rest they are pointed right at the top of the rampway as the Dangerous One strolls out onto the stage. WIth a smug look on his face he check over the XWA crowd before starting down the ramp way (of course stopping to check out any totty in the front row, this week there is a particularly bust young wench bouncing up and down forcing Liam to linger a little longer than usual). As cubes gets to Ringside he is quick up the steps and into the ring. He climbs to the second rope and throws back his arms before spotting a 'Hazzard > DANGER' sign in the crowd and flipping off the fan holding it before shouting 'I'm Better Than You and dropping back down into the ring ready for action.

Keri Thames: Hailing from Coseley, England, he stands six feet two inches tall and weighs in at two-hundred and twenty-six pounds. He is 'The Human Rubik's Cube' DANGER LIAAAMMM!!!

Thames climbs out of the ring as Kirk Samson calls for the bell and the two men head into the center of the ring both running there mouths, there just something about two heels in the same ring they can never just shake hands and say good luck. The action starts as the arrogant XWA rookie Danger Liam slaps his hand across the right cheek of DJS before continuing to run his mouth about being better than him. Jack looks down feeling his cheek redden before turning back to Liam and clocking him in the jaw with a stiff right hook. The two men trade fists dead center of the ring until Diamond Jack gets the upper hand hitting the Danger Man with a series of fist sending him back towards the ropes. He shoots the Purple Wonder across the ring but Cubes hooks the top rope on the bounce and uses it to pull himself to the canvas and out of the ring.

Sabbath is quick to roll and a chase in cues with Liam running clear around the ring before sliding back in. He is quickly followed by Jack and tries to go for a clothesline but Sabbath ducks the impact and slams a thumb right in the eye of the Danger Man who drops to his knees clawing at the sky. Kirk pulls aside Jack but Sabbath just tells him it was a slap and goes right back to the action. He rags Liam up to his feet before drilling him with a massive forearm smash that send the Dangerous One clattering into the middle turnbuckle.

DJS leaps on the attack forcing Liams throat down across the second rope as Kirk shouts out a count.

ONE ... TWO ... THREE ... FOUR ... Samson steps in to pull Jack off the hold but Jack goes right back into the drivers seat dragging Cubes by his hair across the ring and slamming his head into the top buckle he delivers a few more stiff rights to the skull of the Purple Wonder before pulling him from the corner and planting him with a DDT. With Cubes grounded Jack methodically attacks with a series of well place stomps all across the upper torso after a few shouted words Jack leaps into the air and drops down across the throat of the Danger Man with a knee drop. With that Jack drills a forearm into the face of his downed opponent as he goes for the cover.

ONE ... TWO ... THR ... SHOULDER UP!

The Danger Man forces his way from under Jack but is still a little unsure of where he is Sabbath mounts the rookie and begins to layer shot after shot after shot into his prone skull as the Dangerous One wriggles about on the canvas like a trapped seal. Kirk counts but obviously Sabbath is to clever than to continue his assault past four. While Jack is admonished Cubes crawls to his stomach but it only sets him up for more punishment as Sabbath pulls him up and clubs down shots across his chest. DJS gets to his feet shouting down at the Purple Menace as he crawls to the bottom rope.

Liam starts to pull himself up to his knees as Jack taunts him, slapping across the back of the head. Cubes gets to the second rope only to have Jack again choke him across the tort steel wire Kirk again is forces to pull Sabbath off his opponent but Jack pulls Liam back up lacing through the ropes before assaulting his chest with a series of clubbing blows. He gets to about 7 before Kirk steps in once more this time having strong words with Sabbath, but with Liam still laced and on his feet Jack breezes by Samson to delivering a reverse hotshot on Cubes toppling him to the ring apron.

The Danger Man staggers to his feet on the ring apron as Jack watches him with a grin on his face, just as Liam plants his feet DJS storms across the ring running back at Cubes and sending him flying into the security barricade. With Liam as good as unconscious out on the arena floor Jack shouts at Kirk to make the count.

ONE ... TWO .. THREE ... FOUR ...

Jack bores of looking at nothing happening and slides from the ring out to continue his assault on the Danger Man. Liam has just about managed to get himself to his feet as Sabbath grabs him by the throat and tosses him into the ring post with his choke-toss. He doesn't give Liam time to feel the pain though before taking hims by the hair and tossing him back in to the ring. Jack slides in after his as Cubes starts begging of the attacks of DJS. Liam slithers back towards the corner of the ring as Jack looks down at him with near disgust. For a split second he looks over at Kirk as if to say 'is this guy for real' and just like that CRACK!

With a handful of tights Cubes pulls down Jack and slams him shoulder first into the ring post before slithering away from the corner of the ring. Liam rolls into the middle of the ring as Sabbath crumples down clutching his shoulder on the ring apron. DJS tries to pull himself up really feeling the pain in his shoulder but he now find himself in no mans land as he gets to his feet and Cubes booms across the ring launching DJS off the ring apron and into the announce table.

Sabbath slides over the table and lands in the laps of Pain and Sanction, in the ring Liam is finally able to catch his breath. Kirk tries to start a count but gives up as Cubes makes his way out of the ring with Sabbath now a little worse for wear Cubes drags him from behind the announce table and up and into the ring. Liam pushes Jack before sliding in and leaping atop him hooking the leg.

ONE ... TWO ... JUST NOT ENOUGH!

Sabbath rolls around the canvas as Liam gets to his feet looking in control for the first time in this match. Cubes drops a big boot and follows it with another before going for another cover.

ONE ... T ... NOT EVEN TWO!

The camera cuts in on the face of the Danger Man as it becomes apparent that he's frustrated with the action in this match. The Purple Menace gets up to his feet lifting up Jacks legs and locking him in the Erno Lock in the middle of the ring. Liam torques the pain in the hold as Jack writhes around trying to get to the ropes. Sabbath eventually gets a fingertip to the bottom rope as Kirk steps in to break the hold. Cubes rolls back out of the grip and waits for Jack to get to his feet only to slam him back to the canvas with a running DDT. DJS lies in the middle of the ring as Cubes takes his opportunity to climb up to the top rope. It takes him a little to long though and as he gets to the top he is met by a few stiff rights that send him dropping across the top rope.

Sabbath climbs up to the second rope and and the two men begin to trade blows in a very vicarious position. Jack gets a bit of a upper hand and locks in Liam for a superplex but the Danger Man somehow manages to shift his weight and drops DJS into a tree-of-woe position before leaping through the air hitting his trademarked Possimpible.

Both men lay near motionless as the tension in the US Bank Arena really begins to mount and the crowd reach fever pitch. Kirk starts a count on both men as they wriggle to get to there feet.

ONE ... TWO ... THREE ... Jack stirs ... FOUR ... Liam grabs the bottom rope ... FIVE ... SIX ... SEVEN ... Liam gets to his knees ... EIGHT ... Jack gets to his knees ... NINE ... both men turn to each other and from there knees begin trading blows while both getting back to there feet.

Just as the two get back to there feet Cubes rakes his hand across the face of Sabbath with his facewash before going to shoot Jack across the ring. Sabbath manages to turn around the whip though and shoots behind the Danger Man tossing him up and over with a German Suplex then hooks a leg for the cover.

ONE ... TWO ... STILL NOT THERE!

Jack screams at Kirk before grabbing himself a handful of hair and pulling Liam back up to his feet he kicks him in the gut leaving him in the center of the ring before taking a few steps back to hit Liam with his bicycle kick quickly going for a another cover.

ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEEEVER SO CLOSE!!!

Both men are back to there feet and Jack flails a right arm wildly but the Danger Man manages to slip under his arm and drive a shoulder into the back of his knee for a sick chop block. Cubes drags Jack to the bottom rope placing his ankle across it and leaping into the air hitting his tailbone knee bend ala Bret Hart. He drops down a second time before pulls DJS up, he whips him across the ring then leaps for a crossbody but Sabbath know the move like the back of his hand and leaps into the air causing both men to collide in mid air crashing them both into the canvas.

Cubes staggers up in the corner and an idea clearly falls into his mind as he beings to unlace the top turnbuckle. Kirk however catches Liam out of the corner of his eye and Liam drops the turnbuckle backing across the ring with his arms in the air as if to say 'wasn't me'. Cubes takes a few steps before toppling back as DJS rolls him up.

ONE ... TWO ... LIAM TURNS IT OVER ... ONE ... TWO ... JACK FORCES HIMSELF OUT!

Both men leap to there feet and Jack throws a decapitating clothesline at damn near knocks Liam's skull for six. Cubes tries to get straight back to his feet but Jack uses his pure strength to life him up into the Gorilla Press. He holds Liam high in the air taking his time about letting him fall, at the last split second moment Cubes manages to drop to his feet and quickly school boys DJS and just for good measure throws his feet up on the ropes.

ONE ... TWO ... KIRK CATCHES CUBES!

Liam argues the toss with Kirk before Jack rolls him back up for a school boy of his own and it becomes apparent these two men may think alike as Jack too throws his feet on the second rope.

ONE ... TWO ... KIRK JUST CAN'T BE CAUGHT OUT!

Both men look out on there feet but Jack manages to drill a knee into the gut of Cubes and pulls hooks him under his crotch ready for the Diamon's Wrath. Jack lifts Liam but doesn't get him fully off the ground, he tries once more but Cubes refuses to go up into the air, DJS goes for it one more time but the Danger Man manages to break free and grasp at everything he needed to flip Sabbath over for the Speedsolving as Kirk drops into the count.

ONE ... TWO ... THOW IS THIS NOT OVER?

Cubes sets himself up in the corner of the ring as he just looks over waiting for DJS to get to his feet. Diamond plants a foot on the canvas and Cubes charges at him leaping off his knee and flailing his leg, Jack somehow avoids the contact and shoves the Purple Wonder into the corner Jack grabs Liam again for the Diamonds Wrath but Cubes clutches at one of legs for dear life. With his grip tight the Dangerous One starts to take a few steps back pulling Jacks leg off the canvas and dropping him to a knee and just Liam that Cubes leaps into the air plants on foot on Sabbaths knee and just like a wild Magikarp flails his leg clattering his shin bone straight into the temple of Diamond Jack Sabbath hitting the DanJa Vu before leaping across Jack and hooking everything he can as Kirk counts.

ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEEE!!!!

The bell sounds and Liam falls from atop Jack with his energy completely spent as Kirk raises the Danger Man's arm in victory as 'A Box Full Of Sharp Objects' showers the XWA crowd and Keri makes it all official.

Keri Thames: Ladies and Gents here is YOUR WINNER DANGER LIAAAMMM!!!

The Danger Man rolls out of the ring exhausted from the match as XWA Massacre cuts to commercial.


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I'm gonna come back in and add commentary just wanted to get this online first

[DJS]

I've not got time again today and my computer's being a fucking arsehole again.

Gonna have to forfeit. This is getting rediculous. Well done Liam.

[The MadDog]

May 29, 2010 4:50:36 GMT -5 DJS said:

I've not got time again today and my computer's being a fucking arsehole again.

Gonna have to forfeit. This is getting rediculous. Well done Liam.

Let's be honest here - You forfeited due to the fact that you were up against a up & coming superstar here in the XWA, and were simply afraid that if you posted a match and lost it would show how weak of a talent you have in match writing!

So, using the computer as a silly excuse is almost as bad as this joke of this post!

Now, to the winner goes the spoils.... And Da Cube Man showed why he has Talent here in the XWA! I look forward to seeing what else he does in the future!

Winner: Danger Liam

[Angelus]

Dog, that's a bit harsh.

Jack has been having computer for a while now, but Jack a bit more notice of a no-show would of be nicer to Liam.

Liam, welcome to the roster! A lot of people post one week and then disapeared, glad you've decided to stick with us and looking forward to seeing what you've got in the coming weeks.

[Dan]

I don't mean to be a bugger, but next time don't hesitate to throw in some commentary. It spaces the match up well and helps explain the match further. Other than that, good match and I look forward to seeing more.

[Danger Liam]

I did plan to get some commentary in the match ... just got distracted the last couple of days. I will try and get it added before the full results are put together though