The feeling of being undeniably sadistic is logical, but greatness is power and what kills you in this business is the lack of this exact thing. That's what "The Demolitionist" must go through tonight; one of the powers here in the XWA. This man is non-other than the World Champ Ciaren Donegan who has indeed evolved in his in-ring competitiveness. He faces the newest acquisition in the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance: Drake Dysfunction.
*The show returns after a quick recap on what happened to MadDog*
Mark Sanction: "Damn. Is that controversial or what?"
J. Pain: "I gotta tell ya that I'm still in shock to what happened to MadDog, Mark, but I got a feeling that, now that Carmen's back, she's willing to do some investigatin'"
Mark Sanction: "It doesn't take a genius to figure out that MadDog COULD NOT have survived that explosion. It's damn near impossible! 'Rest in Peace, MadDog' is all I gotta say."
J. Pain: "Well, we'll get back to talking about MadDog in a few, but right now it's time for some more action in the Xtreme Zone here in XWA. The XWA Champione' goes up against a new guy who recently signed an XWA Contract. It's gonna be Ciaren Donegan vs. Drake Dysfunction!"
Mark Sanction: "And that match is up next!"
Ding Ding Ding
*Keri Thames stands in the ring to make the announcement for the upcoming contest. Some of the fans in the front row as well as the numerous fans in attendance at the Joe Louis Arena start giving semi-loud cheers not only 'cause Keri looks sexy in black, but more insane action is about to take place*
Keri Thames: "Ladies and Gentlemen! The following contest is a non-title bout and it is scheduled for one-fall!!"
*The opening guitar riff plays and the crowds' semi-cheers turn into loud, deafening boos along with fists being thrown in the air, but these fists come along with middle fingers and . This looks like a great ovation for the one and only XWA Champion who happens to be a heel!!! You'd expect this kind of ovation for 'heels', but some of the fans just love how Ciaren works in the ring and the fact that he's undeniably "The Champ". Signs held by these "some fans" are seen held up high in the air. Some signs are clever ones read "Ciaren's back, ya bastards!!!!" and "Ciaren has Don-it-egan". Then there are the haters with their fingers held up high in the air. These signs are reading "Ciaren sux" and "Ciaren is the one and only bastard!!"*
"Hey, kids, rock n' roll
That's how I lost control"
"Hey, kids, go get high
I can't remember why"
*The opening lines to the song Revolution by Aimee Allen are sung and out walks Ciaren Donegan with the World Title resting on his right shoulder. He walks out with the rest of the Legion as he appears to be wearing shades along with a white, open jacket with Ciaren Donegan written on the back of it. He also wears his blue jeans with black wrestling boots on. The fans begin a "Long Live Ciaren" chant as Ciaren looks at the sea of fans cheering for him (mostly his fans) as he smirks at 'em and the leader of the Legion pats him on the shoulder and mouths "You've got this one". Ciaren nods, replying to what this Legion member just said as he walks down the ring with a slow, cocky pace. This former drunk is determined to prove to the world why he's the champion and this testament of proof continues tonight when he faces newcomer Drake Dysfunction in this non-title bout. He sees fans in the front row on his right-side view of the ramp and just ignores him showing them what a true heel he is; only caring about the gold that rests on his shoulder and about doing what he does best: wrestling. He makes it to the end of the ramp.*
"I'd start a Revolution!! (x2)
If I could get up, get up!!"
"I'd start a Revolution!!
If I could get up in the morning!"
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*As he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he turns until he's looking up at the top of the ramp where his teammates stand. He raises his first to his teammates, and after this they walk to the backstage area. Ciaren rolls into the ring and, as his music cuts off, he walks to the middle of the ring and waits for his opponent to arrive*
J. Pain: "Would you look at that! Have you ever seen a better champion, Mark?"
Mark Sanction: "Are you kidding me? Weren't you the first ever champ?"
J. Pain: "Yeah, but excluding me, have you EVER seen a better champion."
Mark Sanction: "Well, we've had some great champions in the past here in the Alliance. He'll only be a great champion if he ditches the Legion!"
J. Pain: "Aw c'mon! The Legion's the reason why he's so great. It's the most dominant stable in XWA History right now!"
Mark Sanction: "They made XWA into hell last week!!"
J. Pain: "Hence why they're the most dominant stable in XWA History right now!"
*As the commentators continue to discuss...*
LISTEN!
IT'S TIME
(Yeah, you know it's time for revolution)
IT'S TIME
(I'll give you proper execution)
IT'S TIME
('Cause you're a broken institution)
IT'S TIME
(And I'm the natural evolution)[/b]
*The lights die down 'till the arena is completely dark. Before this happens. White smoke is seen surrounding the entrance stage as Dysfunction's music begins to play throughout the arena. Red strobe lights go off at the stage as well and then Drake Dysfunction emerges from behind the black curtain and walks out with a Hulkamania kind of swagger walk with his hands to his sides like he's cruisin' to the ring. He stands at the top of the entrance ramp and then spreads his legs apart from each other and shoots his two hands up in the air doing rock-on poses (\m/) on each as a whole bunch of red and green pyrotechnics go off behind him (like Edge's pyrotechnics shooting out in an erupting fashion).*
Mark Sanction: "Looks like this guy's got it made! He's already got his own pyro and a theme music that sends a message to the entire locker room!"
J. Pain: "I've got a feelin' that this guy's a heel...."
* Dysfunction wears a black trench coat to the ring along with black wrestling tights and a black beanie on his head. After the pyrotechnics die down, Dysfunction walks down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face and ignoring the front-row fans holding out their hands to be slapped. This causes some of them to boo him as he stops at the end of the ramp, bends down and gets right-side up again with his arms spread apart from each other like AJ Styles does. As he does this, the camera guy zooms in on him and Drake looks into the camera shouting "IT'S TIME...FOR REVOLUTION"! After this, he walks over to the steel steps and quickly runs up the steps. He walks across the apron and then enters the ring through the middle rope. He then walks towards one of the corners of the ring and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, raising his arms in the air with rock-on poses as he did previously on the entrance ramp. He jumps back down to the mat and remains in the corner with his back leaning against the turnbuckles. He removes the back beanie from his head and takes off the black trench coat. He drops the beanie in the corner where he stands at now and walks over to the ring ropes, giving Kerri Thames his trench coat.*
*He stares at his opponent tonight for a few seconds until he smirks at him. Before the match begins, he quickly asks Kerri for a mic.*
J. Pain: "What's this now?"
*Drake receives the mic from the Kerri and begins to speak for the first time in an XWA ring. Maybe it's an early promo before his debut match*
Drake Dysfunction: "FINALLY! I have come to the XWA!"
*The fans cheer for the XWA and even do XWA chants*
Dysfunction: "Ya know, I've always wanted to become a professional wrestler and wanted to prove that I have what it takes, that I'm worthy enough to compete with the best. Well, as you can see in this ring right now, XWA's hot momma Carmen listened and put me in a match with the XWA Champion!"
*Some Ciaren haters give boos to the champ as soon as Dysfunction utters "Champion". Ciaren then steps up to Drake and snatches the mic away from him*
Ciaren: "Look man, I know it's your first time here inside an XWA ring or possibly ANY wrestling ring, but me being champion means that I'm the best wrestler here. However, me being champion here in the XTREME Wrestling Alliance means that I'm the best 'xtreme' wrestler here! Now, on the bright side, you get to see first-hand how a great champion fights in the ring. Bad news is that I'm going to have to kick your ass. Sorry, kid.
*Dysfunction seems to have an understanding of this as he gently nods his head. Ciaren removes his jacket and shades and tosses them to the side. He then hands his championship to official Kirk Samson and then Kirk hands the title to the beautiful Kerri Thames who's on the outside.*
Dysfunction wastes no time and tries to go after Ciaren, but Ciaren counters a clothesline that Dysfunction was looking for. Dysfunction turns around to deal with Ciaren only to get hit with a Running forearm strike with authority. Dysfunction's back hits hard on the mat because of the force of that forearm from the XWA Champ. Ciaren has the upper hand in this match-up as he grabs Dysfunction by the head and brings him to his feet. Ciaren follows up with an impacting Sidewalk Slam as he just plants Dysfunction back-first on the mat. Ciaren turns this into a pin as he reaches over and hooks Dysfunction's left leg. Kirk Samson drops to the mat and counts 1... counts 2..... and a kickout at 2!! Ciaren thought it was it. An "Ohhh!!" is heard from the crowd here in the Motor City as the rookie still has life left. Could Ciaren really be right about what he said? Ciaren gets up and starts stomping a mudhole in Dysfunction's chest. Dysfunction has nothing to do but take the beating that's being given to him. Ciaren stop after 7 stomps to the chest. He reaches down and grabs Dysfunction by the head again looking to get him up to his feet again. Dysfunction takes this open opportunity he has now and right-hand punches Ciaren in the jaw. This causes Ciaren to favor his jaw as he holds it with his left hand. Dysfunction turns Ciaren around and grabs him from behind. Dysfunction then connects with a sick X-Plex that almost nearly breaks Ciaren's neck. This is an automatic German Suplex pin as Referee Kirk Samson drops down to the mat again and does the 3-count. Here's 1..... here's 2.... and a kickout at 2 by the World Champion. It's going to have to take a little more than an XPlex to keep this man down. Ciaren rolls over on his belly, favoring the back of his neck with his left hand. He crawls over to the ring ropes and hinges his right arm around the middle rope and pulls himself to his feet. Dysfunction's waiting for him to get up and turn to his direction to do something else. Ciaren does what Dysfunction wants him to do as Ciaren faces Dysfunction's direction and Dysfunction hits a huge clothesline that causes the Champ to do a back flip over the top rope and land on the outside with a THUD. Dysfunction exits the ring to pursue Ciaren and Ciaren crawls over to the announcers table trying to get himself up using it for support. He turns to see Dysfunction coming after him and then forearms him in the midsection when he gets near. Dysfunction covers his midsection with both of his arms and then Ciaren quickly gets up and hits Dysfunction with a knee to the gut. Ciaren grabs Dysfunction by the back of the head and slams him face-first onto the announcers table. Ciaren takes him by the back of the head again and Irish Whips him into the steel steps that is across from the announcers table. Dysfunction gets rammed shoulder-first into the steel steps, and the impact causes the steps to get out of place. Dysfunction's leaned against the bottom part of the steel steps. Ciaren sees this as an opportunity to cause more damage. To remind the world why he's the World Champion. He first hops in place for 2 seconds until he finally charges at Dysfunction and then does a type of punt kick, ramming the tip of his boot into Dysfunction's chest. Dysfunction screams 'cause he's in pain. Ciaren strangely enjoys the scream 'cause he sorta sees the way he can bring pain to others. He grabs Dysfunction by the head and stands him up, locking him in a front facelock. The both wobble over to the very front of the announcers table and then Ciaren spikes Dysfunction on the edge of the announcer's table with a powerful Spike DDT! [/b]
J. Pain: "Holy crap!!! Did you see that?! That is why Ciaren's the champ, baby!!!
Mark Sanction: "You could just hear the impact from that horrendous Spike DDT given by Ciaren Donegan to newcomer Drake Dysfunction! I kinda feel bad for this rookie right about now."
J. Pain: "I don't! Long live Ciaren!!!"
Dysfunction's probably out of it right about now! Seeing as this match-up is still in its early stages, Ciaren could easily make this into a squash match in his favor. He takes Dysfunction by the head by wrapping his left arm around it (another facelock) and then wobbling him over to the ring. The referee is yelling at them to get back in the ring. Right now he had already given his warnings and then proceeded to do his 10-count and is now at the count of 7. Ciaren takes Dysfunction and slides him into the ring first. Just as Dysfunction gets slid into the ring, the ref stops the count immediately. But how is that so if Ciaren's still on the outside. Shouldn't the count still go on for both wrestlers?[/i][/b]
Mark Sanction: "What the hell is this? Why'd he stop the count right when Ciaren slid Dysfunction into the ring?"
J. Pain: "Um.... this might have something to do with a certain bribe that the Legion was coming up with earlier on backstage *whistles as if nothing's wrong*."
Mark Sanction: "WHAT?! A bribe?! 'Da hell are you talkin' about?!"
J. Pain: "Ok, I saw Kirk Samson backstage with the members of Legion and they had a black briefcase. Jack Sabbath opened it up and... chi-ching!!! He said he'd give him the cash if he gave Ciaren certain immunity in this match."
Mark Sanction: "So... he can't be counted out?!"
J. Pain: "Nope.."
Mark Sanction: "Well, XWA reopened it's doors recently. Glad to see that Kirk hasn't changed!" *Sighs and Face-palms*
Ciaren goes for a quick pin attempt and the referee quickly drops to the mat and counts 1.... counts 2..... and thre-- Dysfunction kicks out at 2½. This match is starting to get intense. Ciaren is frustrated and hooks the leg again! 1......2..... kickout at 2!!! Ciaren gets up and grabs Dysfunction by the head, getting him to his feet in the process. He goes for the Headbutt O' Death, but Dysfunction takes Ciaren by the back of the head and does a Sitout jawbreaker. This causes Ciaren Donegan to stagger backwards into a corner. Dysfunction gets up and charges at Ciaren in the corner. STINGER SPLASH! Ciaren staggers out of the corner almost tumbling over. Dysfunction quickly leaps up and does a 180° spin ultimately landing on top of the top turnbuckle. He then stands tall on the turnbuckle with great balance and then waits 'til Ciaren turns around. Ciaren turns and the Dysfunction leaps off of the turnbuckle and does a Frog splash into a diving crossbody to Ciaren. Rather than going for a crossbody pin, Dysfunction gets up and reaches down to grab Ciaren by the head to get him up. Dysfunction then hits a devastating Down To Hell (RKO) as Ciaren gets spiked onto the mat. Dysfunction turns Ciaren over and hooks the leg!!! Kirk Samson counts it!!! 1....2....3!!![/left][/i][/b][/color]
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Kerri Runnels: The winner of this match!!! DRAKE DYSFUNTION!!!!