Massacre: Two out of Three Falls

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Coming LIVE! from the US Bank Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio!

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Two out of Three Falls
Hazard VS "Demolitionist" Drake Dysfunction[/color]

A little birdy got in the ear of XWA Owner, Carmen, and suggested that with some of the insane risks that Jack Hazard takes in his matches, his winning streak just might be a fluke. To test this theory, she's ordered this match so he can prove himself. The only problem is, its unlikely that Drake Dysfunction is simply going to let him, since this may be his moment to shine as well.

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[Brother Drake]

XWA Before-the-Match Exclusive

*The scene opens up in the backstage area of the US Bank Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio. A man is seen walking in what looks to be his in-ring attire. This is what the man appears to be wearing.*

*If you haven't figured it out by now, it's the man who debuted in the XWA last week in a losing effort to the XWA Champion Ciaren Donegan. Yes.... Drake Dysfunction walks down a hallway with a determined look on his face thinking only what a determined man is supposed to think: "Tonight's my night!" It looks like its time for him to have his second match in the XWA against Jack Hazard. A man he's never faced before and is surely a tough competitor that won't be easy to overcome! As he continues to make his way to the entrance ramp, one of the interviewers stop him for a quick interview before his match. It's non other than XWA's investigative reporter Holly Hunt! Holly starts talking to Drake Dysfunction while walking to the entrance way to the arena*

Holly Hunt: "Mr. Demolitionist! Hi, I'm Holly Hunt! I'd just like to get a few words before your big match with Jack Hazard tonight! But first, any comment on what happened last week?"

Drake Dysfunction: "Look! What happened last week has nothing to do with this week. Last week? Yeah, I lost, but I lost to the World Champion. Plus, it was my first match, so you'd expect me to get cold feet and feel a tad bit nervous! The way I went out definitely had controversy tied to it between Ciaren and the Legion leader Jack Sabbath."

Holly Hunt: "There was definitely some controversy between those two last week. What do you think of them?"

Drake Dysfunction: "Don't really know either of them that well, but both men, like me, look to make names for themselves in the XWA and that's what's important! And speaking of important, it's important for me to win tonight. Know why?"

Holly Hunt: "No. Why?"

Drake Dysfunction: "Because I want to show not only to Carmen, but to the locker room and to the world that I have what it takes to make it here in the XWA! That's what's important to me! That's my #1 priority in the XWA!"

*After he says this, both individuals arrive in front of a flight of stairs that lead to the way to the ring.*

Holly Hunt: "I've got one more thing to ask you...."

Drake Dysfunction: "Listen, toots! I got a match up next and their about to play my music, so spill out what you got!"


Holly Hunt: "I don't know if you've seen Jack Hazard in action, but he's "xtremely" talented. Is there any doubt that you might walk out of this the winner?"

Drake Dysfunction: "There's no doubt in my mind that I might get the win! Jack Hazard might be good, but I'm about to show him and Cincinnati that IT'S TIME.....FOR REVOLUTION!!!

XWA Massacre: Two out of Three Falls Match

*After that final exclaim, he turns around and jogs his way up the steps and through the curtains before him. Meanwhile, Kerri Thames is in the ring waiting to announce the matches.*

(It's time to once again get the revolution goin'. Time for more action to take place and for more bodies to hit the floor. XWA... get ready to be REVOLUTIONIZED!)

J. Pain: "It's time to get it on! 1 of 2 Two out of Three Fall Matches is ready to get underway tonight! "The Eastlands Kid" Jack Hazard takes on "The Demolitionist" Drake Dysfunction. Man oh man! This is gonna to be good!"

Mark Sanction: "Last week, Drake Dysfunction took Ciaren to the limit, but it was ultimately the World Champion that came out with the victory due to submission..."

J. Pain: "...even though he never submitted and the champ choked him and left him knocked the fuck out causing Tom Tickles to stop the match due to Drake's inability to continue!"

Mark Sanction: "True, but this time it's Two out of Three Falls! Drake has a 2 out of 3 percentage of winning this thing!"

J. Pain: "You always have something with the rookies. A certain liking for the new guy."

Mark Sanction: "MadDog had that...."

J. Pain: "Had. Now he's gone with the wind....literally!"

Mark Sanction: "Ya know? You can be a bit of a selfish punk and not give a damn about the deceased. Ever hear of paying your respects?"

J. Pain: "We don't know if he's actually dead! He's a McMahon, remember?"

Mark Sanction: "Well, I don't think he was like most McMahon's. He was different from the rest of the roster! Never took any bullshit!"

J. Pain: "Whateva' you say, bub! Now let's get this show on the road!"

*Before the action goes underway, Jack Hazard is scene on the titantron screen. It looks like he's just now walking out of the locker room and is now making his way to the ring. As he's walking, Sarah Michaels stops him for a sec.

Jack Hazard: "Well what do you know? Look who it is, Natasha! It's Sarah Michaels!"

Sarah Michaels: "And how's the cutes couple in XWA doing in this fine evening?"

Jack Hazard: "Just fine, thanks for asking! We're just making our way to the ring for my big match up next. The match that I am looking to win, by the way. Right, babe?"

Natasha: "That's right, Jack! I hope you win against that rookie Drake Dys-whatever his name is..."

Jack Hazard: "Dysfunction, right?"

Sarah Michaels: "Yep, that's him. And from what I've heard, he's really determined!"

Jack Hazard: "Well many, including me, thought that his in-ring debut last week was a success scratch the fact that he lost to Ciaren, but this new kid might just have what it takes to make it here! I'd like to see what this kid's got for myself, so I'd like to thank Carmen for setting this match up. It's Two out of Three Falls! Anything can happen and, believe it or not, thing just might get a little HAZARDOUS here tonight! Ya know what I mean?! *winks* So, *looks directly into camera* beloved fans of XWA, stay on the edge of your seats because Jack Hazard *makes gun signs with his hands to the camera* is about to blow your mind!" *makes "POW POW" noises with his mouth*

Sarah Michaels: "Well, Jack. Best of luck to you out there! You be careful out there, Natasha! You never what might happen out there!"

Natasha: "Oh don't you worry. I'm always careful! If ANYTHING were to happen to me out there, I know that Jack here would protect me."

Jack Hazard: "That's right, babe! I wouldn't let any man touch you! I don't know much about this guy, but I highly doubt that he's a woman beater. And if that's the case, then I'll beat him to a bloody pulp!"

*With that said, Jack leaves the scene, heading to the ring for his match-up. Meanwhile, the scene cuts back to the ring where Keri Thames stands and makes the announcement for the following match about to take place*

Keri Thames: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Two out of Three Falls Match! Now here are the rules! Each fall will be determined by pin-fall, submission, or count-out. The first competitor to win two falls will be declared the winner of the match!"

LISTEN!
IT'S TIME
(Yeah, you know it's time for revolution)
IT'S TIME
(I'll give you proper execution)
IT'S TIME
('Cause you're a broken institution)
IT'S TIME
(And I'm the natural evolution)

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Ding Ding Ding[/center]


J. Pain: "Oh yeah! IT'S TIME, brother!!!"


Keri Thames: "Making his way to the ring! First, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 217lbs.!!! "The Demolitionist" DRAKE DYYYYSFUNCTION!!!"


*Some cheers can be heard from the crowd tonight as the lights die down 'till the arena is completely dark. Before this happens, white smoke is seen surrounding the entrance stage as Dysfunction's music begins to blast through the speakers in the US Bank Arena. Red strobe lights start flashin' around the stage, emitting dazzling flashes that might cause people with Photosensitive Epilepsy to have a seizure. A few secs later, Drake Dysfunction walks out from behind the black curtain with a Hulkamania kind of swagger walk with his hands to his sides like he's cruisin' to the ring. He stands at the top of the entrance ramp and then spreads his legs apart from each other and shoots his two hands up in the air doing rock-on poses (\m/) as a whole bunch of pyrotechnics go off behind him*

*After the pyrotechnics die down, Dysfunction walks down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face and ignoring the front-row fans holding out their hands. He stops at the end of the ramp, ducks down and gets right-side up again with his arms spread apart from each other like AJ Styles does. After this, he walks over to the steel steps and quickly runs up the steps. He walks across the apron and then enters the ring through the middle rope. He walks to one of the corners of the ring and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, raising his arms in the air with rock-on poses. He jumps back down to the mat and remains in the corner with his back leaning against the turnbuckles*

J. Pain: "I love this guy's swagger, man!! He seems a bit too cocky, though."

Mark Sanction: "What's wrong? Too much heel for ya?"

J. Pain: "Look, brother, I've seen heels! I've been a heel! This guy is NO HEEL! He's probably a Tweener, but not a full-time heel!"

If I was in World War II, they'd call me spitfire!!! (sung 4x)

*The lights in the arena go out. For a few seconds, the crowd await in anticipation. The wait is over when the Xtremetron screen springs to life and shows a picture.*

*"Spitfire" by Prodigy starts blasting through the speakers and a roar of cheers comes from the crowd. They know who they are about to see as they make crosses with their arms to symbolize the trademark "Hazard Cross" they tend to see every week on Massacre. The arena is still dark as the music booms over the roar of cheering fans in the US Bank Arena. All that can be seen is the picture of the cross on the screen. The main drum beat kicks in, and a dark yellow spotlight appears centre stage, revealing Jack Hazard and his sexy valet Natasha Young by his side. The spotlight disappears as the lights come back on with a yellow shade, and Jack surveys the crowd, nodding with approval. He sweeps with a point from one side of the crowd to the other, smacks the floor, and he and Natasha make their way to the ring.*

*As Hazard and Natasha walk down the ramp and towards the ring, Hazard interacts with the fans, slapping hands and hugging them, showing what a fan favorite he is and showing that he is clearly the favorite to win here tonight.*

Keri Thames: "And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Manchester, England weighing in at 190lbs.!!!! "The Eastlands Kid" JACK HAZAAARD!

*The crowd roar at the mention of Hazard’s name. The reaction is certainly deafening.*

*As Hazard and Natasha reach the ring, Hazard stops to take a deep breath whilst Natasha walks up the steps onto the apron. Hazard jumps up onto the apron and enters the ring, holding the rope down like a true gentleman, for Natasha to enter.*

*Hazard makes his way to the turnbuckle, opposite to where Drake Dysfunction is at, and looks into the crowd, nodding with approval. Hazard jumps from the turnbuckle and kisses Natasha, who then leaves to the outside of the ring.*

*Referee Tom Tickles looks over to both men and asks both men if they're ready. Both men nod in agreement and then Tickles signals the timekeeper to ring the bell*

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Jack Hazard prepares himself for action as Drake Dysfunction removes his trench coat and white beanie and places both items in the corner he's currently at. The two competitors step up and then start circling the ring. A few seconds later, Drake and Jack lock arms and start showing a test of strength by attempting to shove one another into on of the corners. Both men start pushing and shoving, both men are countering every single attempt to be shoved into one of the four corners of the ring. One example is Jack Hazard, who locks in a headlock on Drake Dysfunction. Drake manages to get outta the headlock, grab Jack Hazard's arm and then start twisting around. Drake starts yanking on the arm while it's twisted around, causing Jack to let out a grunting sound signaling that he's seemingly in pain. Drake Dysfunction twists the arm around a second time, twisting it even more this time. Jack Hazard then manages to get out of this predicament whilst showing off his acrobatic in-ring skills. He rolls around the ring, untwisting his arm in the process. He stands back up and then returns the favor by, then, turning Drake Dysfunction's arm around, twisting it. Jack Hazard starts yanking on the twisted arm of Drake Dysfunction repeatedly, looking to weaken him, which is very good if he's looking to get the first fall. Just then, Drake Dysfunction turns it around on Jack by turning in a full circle causing his arm to untwist and causing Jack Hazard's arm to twist again. Jack gets tired of this somewhat "holding of hands" as he does a kick to mid-section to Drake causing him to let out an "OOF" while bending over slightly and wrapping the right arm around the midsection. While Drake's slightly bent over, Jack quickly follows up with a hard kick to the head! This hard kick knocks Drake down to the mat. Jack Hazard drops down and quickly pins Drake Dysfunction. Tom Tickles drops down and counts 1, but Drake immediately gets the shoulder up. It'll take more than a kick to keep this guy down. Jack Hazard turns Dysfunction to his side and gives a hard punt kick to his spine, causing Dysfunction to grit his scream while going "AHHH!" Hazard turns on his back and does a Standing Seated Senton, landing with all his weight on Dysfunction's midsection. Hazard bounces off Dysfunction's midsection causing him to automatically spring up to his feet. He grabs the ropes connecting to the top turnbuckle with both hands. He looks over to Dysfunction and sees that he's still lying on the mat. Hazard then jumps up on the top turnbuckle and splits his legs onto the top rope using the impact of his thighs on the rope to flip himself over backwards. He's just about to hit a Split-legged Moonsault until Dysfunction counters it by getting both knees up and making Hazard land midsection-first on the knees. Hazard starts to favor his midsection as he rolls on his back after that hard and painful impact!!!

J. Pain: "OH!!!"

Mark Sanction: "Now this match is officially getting underway!"

J. Pain: "Why? 'Cause the tweener did something other than get his butt whooped throughout the match?"

Hazard gets up favoring that midsection after that failed Moonsault. Drake gets up as well and goes after the hurt Jack Hazard. He walks up to him and gets him by the back, irish whipping him into the ropes and having Jack rebound off of those ropes. Drake bends down so that when Jack comes running, he can use his body to lift him and send him flying through the air, after wards landing on the mat with great force. Instead, Jack clings onto the top rope and then kicks Drake in the mouth causing Drake to stand right-side up again. He then Superkicks him and before Drake falls backwards, Jack follows up with a quick Jumping Reverse STO!! Drake's head bounces off the mat as Jack turns him on his back and goes for a quick cover!!! 1.....2....NO! Drake gets the shoulder up as Tom Tickles was going for 3. Jack gets up and then grabs Drake by the head looking to get him up. He kinda struggles 'cause Drake is pretty much dead weight after that Superkick/STO combination. He manages to get him up anyways and then bend him down, placing his head between his legs, looking for the BioHazard. He hooks Drake's arms and then goes for the jump. Jack goes airborne, but it's not because he jumped. It's because of Drake using his upper body to hoist Jack up in the air and plant him down on the mat back first. His arms are still hooked as they're now behind his back. Jack's now pinned down by 217lbs. of Drake Dysfunction and it looks like he's stuck as he's now seen kicking and stomping away at the mat. This was a great counter for the BioHazard. It looks like the kind of counter that AJ Styles used on Christopher Daniels' Angels Wings at TNA Unbreakable in 2005 which led him to ultimately win the match and his 4th X Title. The same method is what Drake's using now as this is a pinning maneuver, and it's a pinning maneuver that Jack's having a hard time getting out of! Tom Tickles quickly counts it!!!! 1......2.......3!!!! The fans along with Natasha are in shock!!!

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Keri Thames: "The winner of the first fall!!! DRAKE DYSFUNCTION!!"

As soon Tom Tickles slams his hand on the mat the 3rd time, Drake gets off of Jack Hazard. Hazard quickly sits up having a shocked expression on his face! He cannot believe it! He just got pinned by a rookie. Drake's on the side of the ring leaning against the ropes with his fist raised in the air and a smile on his face. Jack Hazard looks at Drake in disbelief as Drake taunts him by raising 3 fingers up and then raising only 1 finger saying "One more time" twice before Jack Hazard gets up and charges at him, looking to hit a Running Clothesline, but he misses and Drake counters with a devastating Neckbreaker. The back of Jack's head just crashes on the mat and he starts to favor it, clenching it with both hands. While Jack's laying on the mat, Drake gets up and walks over to the ropes. He steps over the middle rope and is now standing on the apron, waiting for Jack Hazard to get up. Hazard gets up still favoring his head and Drake's over on the apron opening and closing his hand as if he's saying "Bring it." Jack turns towards Drake's direction and Drake springboards and is now airborne. He 's about to connect with a clothesline to add to that springboard move. At the last secon, Drake gets kicked in the gut as he lands right in front of Mr. Hazard. Hazard takes Drake and places his head between his legs. Could it be another attempt at the BioHazard? Instead of hooking the arms, he wraps his arms around Drake's lower torso and then hoists him up on his shoulders! The numerous fans begin cheering! Jack then powerbombs Drake right on his knees, perfectly executing the Atom Bomb!!! The fans start screaming "YEAH!" as Drake rolls off of Jack's knees arching his back and screaming in pain. You can hear Natasha screaming "Pin him!!! Pin him!!!" Jack's a smart man that realizes that women are also intelligent because now's the perfect opportunity to pin his opponent and tie up with him to make the 3rd fall the only way to win! Jack crawls over to Drake Dysfunction and turns him on his sore back for the pin. Jack hooks the leg and Tom Tickles does the 3-count!!! 1.......2......and it's 3!!!! The numerous fans in Cincinnati begin to scream in excitement for "The Eastlands Kid"

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Keri Thames: "The winner of the second fall! JACK HAZARD!!!!

J. Pain: "Holy crap, brother! That was...... that was.......*snaps fingers repeatedly*

Mark Sanction: "Hazardous?"

J. Pain: "Yeah that!"

Mark Sanction: "Well now both of these men are tied! Who will get the third fall?!"

Jack Hazard gets up to hundreds of fans chanting "Hazard, Hazard, Hazard, Hazard!" Drake can barely get up due to his back pains, but he manages to use the ropes for support. He now clings on the top rope and sees that Jack Hazard's back is turned because he's doing what a fan-oriented face would do, and that's answer to his fans and greet them, soak in their cheers and applauds until you've lost almost complete focus on the opponent. Drake runs at Jack whose back is turned, but out of nowhere, Drake gets the Eastlands Punt!!! Jack can thank the lovely Natasha for warning him about Drake as he just falls backward. Jack once again goes for the pin and Tom Tickles counts it!! 1......2......and Drake surprisingly gets the shoulder up. Jack quickly gets up and runs towards the ropes. Drake slowly sits up and sees Jack Hazard rebounding off the ropes. Drake cannot do anything be watch as Jack comes in a hits Hazardous!!! The move that has been hinted in the before the match interviews has finally been hit! But will it be enough to end it here? The only way to find out is Jack Hazard pinning his opponent, which is exactly what he's doing right now. Tom Tickles counts 1...... counts 2....... counts thre- NO! A kick-out at the last split second! Hazard really wants to end this, so you'd expect a little frustration to kick in right about now. Hazard bends over and grabs Drake by the head. Drake's dead weight now, but this doesn't bother Hazard as he just simply gets him bent over and places his head between his legs. To keep Drake up to a certain stance, he hooks his arms and brings him up. This is also a sign that he's setting up for the BioHazard, which is the reason why the fans start to cheer. Hazard has the arms hooked and is about to nail it, but somehow Drake unhooks from Hazard's grip and then trips Hazard by pulling his feet from under him. Hazard lands on his back and then Drake looks to quickly apply what looks like the Sharpshooter! Hazard tries to get out of it, but it's too late as Drake Dysfunction turns Hazard on his belly and places him in a prone position. Hazard starts screaming in pain as Drake applies the pressure on the lower back. For a few seconds, Jack continues to feel the pain until he sees that the ropes are nearby. He crawls over to the ropes and clings onto the bottom rope. Tom Tickles counts up to 4 until Drake finally decides to let go of the hold. He turns around and goes to grab Jack, but Jack turns on his back and kicks Drake away. Jack uses his acrobatic skills to leap up and land back on his feet. He charges at Drake only to be Drake Kicked!!! Before Jack collapses, Drake grabs hold of him and sets him up for what looks to be an attempt at an STO. Drake takes Jack and hits a Standing moonsault side slam otherwise called the D-4, which stands for "Demolition to the 4th dimension." The fans go "OHHH!" at the sign of this move being hit and Natasha cannot believe what she just saw!!! Drake covers Jack Hazard and Tom Tickles counts it!!! 1.....2......3!!!!

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Ding Ding Ding!![/center]

Keri Thames: "The winner of this match!!! DRAKE DYSFUNCTION!!!!!"

J. Pain: "Man oh man! I can't believe it!! Drake won!"

Mark Sanction: "It's shocking to most people here in attendance tonight!" I wonder what Natasha thinks...."

J. Pain: "What do you think? She's utterly shocked!!!"

*The scene closes on Drake Dysfunction raising his fist in victory as Jack Hazard lays on the mat unconscious with Natasha trying to wake him. XWA cuts to a commercial break before the next match.*

[The MadDog]

Great Match - Great Effort - I liked it a LOT! Too Bad We had a no show in Hazard, but if he did show I think he would have been beat anyway cause Drake has TALENT!

Winner: Drake Dysfunction!

[Hazard]

Shame I had to no-show, reckon we coulda had a good one here. Apologies for the no show, was helping Johawn move over the weekend so had very little time after sorting my application stuff out. Will be back for the next one and on time

[Angelus]

Drake, great read through!

Although purely cosmetic, a little tweaking of your formatting would go a long way. There doesn't seem to be any reasoning behind the styles you've picked. Maybe spolit up your action slightly with some commentary, it stops reads from having to go through big chucks of text which isn't always easy on a computer screen.